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hi! sometimes ppl call me April. I’m a bit eccentric. A bit weird. I love conversation, entertaining and making people happy. I hate short walks aroundthe block, despise pineapples on pizza, and think the Beatles are overrated (we can fight about it). Im a former booze enthusiast & thespian just trying tosave for grad school. I’m 5’ 10” ish, thin and am a 100%genuine home grown self made girl (who happens to be trans) & certified freak (8 days a week)If this is your first encounter or any of this is confusing just ask im an open book if you’re reading this we’re gonna get along just fine . west Texas weirdo. Fmr scratch (and sniff) golfer, Photographer, sculptor, fettish aficionado, fashion geek, almost sommelier, craft cocktail bartender,bourbon nerd, cat lady, motorcycle enthusiast, lover of lamp & voodoo, audiophile, the only white girl who doesn’tlike ranch dressin, lighting designer, semi-professional dominatrix, the least judgemental person about taboo kinks, scaredy cat witch, emo girl who wears pink, & self described slut muffin.I don’t like clocks, don’t do short and sweet. you’ll find me in nice hotels, i would make osha proud: I will always put safety first. I’m a pleaser. an empathic masochist and enthusiast of all things taboo.I can promise it’ll be anything but forgettable.

Would you like to peruse my wares?

Please be gentle. It’s my first time.